These are some newish photos of Kim Kardashian at her fragrance launch in Las Vegas. Her perfume is called “Gold”. Because…? Because “Gold-plated, cat-faced, clown-butted wax figure” was already taken…? Eh. I shouldn’t be so harsh – Kim’s kat-face is looking better in these photos. The kat-face looks… deflated. Less waxy. Like it might move a little bit.
But what’s with the awkward stance? At first I thought it was just the angle of the photos, but she looks like this in every photo, taken in different angles. It’s like she’s gained some weight and she isn’t sure how to carry herself in this unflattering clown-butt skirt (the design ADDS weight to her lower half). Speaking of Kim being a size four, Kim was talking about her size four cellulite again. In a recent interview, Kim said, “Of course, I struggle with insecure moments. I wish I didn’t but I love to eat, especially sweets. And I’ll say it, I think my thighs are jiggly and I have cellulite. Now let’s move on! Because when I put the time in at the gym, I’m confident. You have to feel good to look good. On days when I need extra motivation, I just think, Bikini, bikini, bikini. Everyone has the power to make good decisions, whether it’s about your career or fitness routine. As long as you stay dedicated to something, you’ll see a change. If you’re committed, you can do anything.” Sure. And when all else fails, simply lie about your size. Great messaging!
Last thing: can I just how weird it is to me that at this point in celebrity culture, not only does Kim Kardashian have her own perfume line (ugh), but that she has a huge event in Las Vegas to LAUNCH her perfume? I understand a perfume launch at a store like Sephora, like Jennifer Aniston did last week. But to do a Vegas launch like it’s a club opening? That’s so odd to me.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
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